Porta Potty

1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.

1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.

by Juneberry You June 13, 2023

Porta-Pottyama

trying to hold your breath for the duration of your use of the Porta-Potty due to the smell

Pranayama is breath control

The Stench of the Porta-Potty was vile: I could either become one with the Stench, as Yoda had taught me, or hold my breath. I chose the latter.

My Porta-Pottyama failed me, though, as I finally had to suck in a huge breath -- my sensory sensations then feasted on the filth of fermenting human waste.

by Ae5Ea8 April 3, 2017

porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

Porta-trotty

The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.

They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.

by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017

Porta Potty blow out

when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "

Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s

by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022

Porta potty pumper

A person that runs someone over with their car while someone else is in a Porta Potty.

Yo, did you hear about that Porta potty pumper that killed David? Tragic I know.

by DaddiePortaPotty October 21, 2023

Porta-Gweeze

A fictional nationality similar to Portuguese from the make-believe country of "Porta-Gway".

I think the young chap is of Porta-Gweeze heritage, not Mexican or Portuguese.

by Confuction September 24, 2020