petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

Porpoisism

Hating the TPP and saying the patriots are better than Dolphins.

HEY! STOP! YOU ARE COMMITTING PORPOISISM!

by anonymous June 19, 2023

Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Porpoise (Izzy)

To go in the ocean and pull down your swimmers, then flip over and put your was in the air but pull the up confusi the public. Did they see a bum or was that their imagination?

Omg Piper just did the porpoise and I saw EVERYTHING!!

The porpoise (izzy)

by Cleogetouttathewater August 6, 2018

Harbor Porpoise

A hefty to moderately large woman native to the San Joaquin Valley of California that migrates west to Morro Bay, CA in the summer months.

After the Avocado and Margarita festival, serval Harbor Porpoises decided to go on a whale watching cruise at Sub-Sea Tours.

by GRFreal September 6, 2019

porpoise or prairie dog

"Hungy or not"

The phrase first began in Canada, where the action of eating a prairie dog was looked at as a desperate act, that one would only commit if they were insanely hungry, whereas being willing to go out and search out a harbor porpoise (although at the time, the split between a harbor porpoise and a normal porpoise wasn’t super well known, plus harbor porpoise or prairie dog sounds stupid) took a long time, so you wouldn’t want to be hungry.

How are we feeling about lunch? Are you guys porpoise or prairie dog?

I havent eaten in a minute. Code praririe dog for sure.

by CanadianBorder June 5, 2018

Porpoise Wave

A Porpoise Wave is the act in which each time the Porpoise jumps up and lands back into the water represents the dick, and the splash it makes represents her squirt.

Did you drink enough water today baby? Think you can Porpoise Wave with every thrust?

by Abs0lut3 January 21, 2023