The act of stopping mid stream while urinating to pop a squat. Often necessarily executed in haste as a result of blindly trusting a fart that has gone awry while taking a piss. There is no time to flex the stream closed. It must be manually pinched off and involves the act of shuffling awkwardly while simultaneously attempting to put the seat down and drop trou'. SHALL only be attempted by seasoned professionals.
Dave: "That was a long piss. You good bro?"
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."
Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.
Ryan: "I was mid stream when the Chinese food hit, I had to pinch and pivot to avoid catastrophe."
Sarah spent the weekend cleaning the bathroom as a result of a poorly executed pinch and pivot by Scott.
by Dirty D 69 November 3, 2018
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by Blabes April 8, 2017
Get the Pivy mug.loosely translated as "want tea ?". However, this phrase is a multifaceted phrase which if used appropriately, can be used in many different scenarios; namely as a chat up line (to offer chai) or to dismiss a situation (to have suffered a chai pivit moment).
Like many arts, utilising the correct chai pivit phrase in different situations takes time, patience and perseverance.
Like many arts, utilising the correct chai pivit phrase in different situations takes time, patience and perseverance.
Example 1 - chat up line
Man - Masi, Chai piVit ?
Masi - no thank you, my husband fed me chai this morning. Another time perhaps.
Example 2 - dismissing a situation.
(moments after example 1)
Mans best friend : Dude, did that line work on masi ?
Man : just let it go man, it was a proper chai pivit moment, I much rather not think about it.
Man - Masi, Chai piVit ?
Masi - no thank you, my husband fed me chai this morning. Another time perhaps.
Example 2 - dismissing a situation.
(moments after example 1)
Mans best friend : Dude, did that line work on masi ?
Man : just let it go man, it was a proper chai pivit moment, I much rather not think about it.
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Frances Fox Piven wrote parts of the Cloward-Piven strategy to use Welfare to bankrupt the country.
by andthewinneris October 14, 2011
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