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Stop Putting names

This means to stop putting names as definitions on the urban dictionary. It's really fucking annoying
Stop putting names on the urban dictionary, it's really fucking annoying
by SpiceRice May 16, 2019
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heavy petting

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.
we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.
by xenofobiq August 17, 2004
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putting out the vibe

A form of sexual, non-verbal communication, whereby the individual leans on a supportable surface in such a way that his or her posterior is extended outwards and facing the individual of interest. This stance is primarily used to gain the attention of a potential mate in the immediate vicinity.
"I'm gonna hang by the bar, put out the vibe."

"You should have seen Colin putting out the vibe last night! The girls were all over him!"
by Boneyard2 May 11, 2007
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Something that doesn’t make any sense. Imagine coloring a black piece of construction paper.
Nick:That just doesn’t make any sense Adam.

Adam:I concur with your analysis. That’s like putting make up on a nigger.
by GFYMNIGGER October 9, 2021
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Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker
woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face
by countmonster May 17, 2009
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Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020
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Sunday Crock Potting

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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