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phlegm-corn

Those hard bits of lung you cough up and you think its something you ate but your wrong....
Man I coughed up this big chunk of what I thought was corn but I remembered that I had not eaten corn so I realized what it was.......it was..........phlegm-corn!!!!
by TheOriginalCageRattler June 9, 2009
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Clem phlegm

Sperm, spunk, ejaculation, cum, seed, jizz, semen.

(Credit Joe W)
I'd totally clem phlegm over her titties
by anonymous May 26, 2023
mugGet the Clem phlegmmug.

dingle phlegm

The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.
"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 7, 2013
mugGet the dingle phlegmmug.

Phlegm Face

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...
by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021
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Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham
I have Donkey phlegm
by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018
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Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.
Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”
by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022
mugGet the Phlegm Jobmug.

fanny phlegm

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”
by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023
mugGet the fanny phlegmmug.

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