PITB means Put it in the butt.
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pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.
sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.
#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.
#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
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Get the pitbull mug.A phat MacBook. For example, one that has been heavily upgraded, or has been modified in some visual or non-visual way.
First guy: "Dude, that guy's Mac is a total PHATBOOK!"
Second guy: "Nah, he just put an orange swirly hardcover on it."
First guy: "But orange swirl hardcovers are phat!"
Second guy: *sighs*
Second guy: "Nah, he just put an orange swirly hardcover on it."
First guy: "But orange swirl hardcovers are phat!"
Second guy: *sighs*
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Get the PhatBook mug.To utter falsehood with an intention to deceive; to say or do that which is intended to deceive another, when he has a right to know the truth, or when morality requires a just representation. To lie out your bollocks.
Probably Irish slang.
Probably Irish slang.
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