Pez Dispenser

When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.

"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"

"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."

by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021

pez dispenser

when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser

dont fuck with me or i'll have you looking like a pez dispenser

by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006

PEZ Dispenser

Guy is standing up. Girl is in front of guy, on her knees giving him head. Right after the guy blows his load, before she can swallow it, he smacks her under the chin causing her head to raise up. Then punches her in the gut so she spits the load out. Kinda like when you lift the head on a real PEZ Dispenser and candy comes out. For added realism and fun have the girl ware some sort of Halloween mask, like Darth Vader or Bugs Bunny, etc.

At the Halloween party I went in the bathroom with this chick in a Yoda costume and did a PEZ Dispenser.

by Intercaust February 4, 2004

pez dispenser

Another name for a 9mm clip, named for similarity. See also tic tac pack

Dog, grab them pez dispensers and let's roll on them tricks.

by Digital D July 22, 2006

pez

Free period (at school).
Abbreviation of PR

You got a pez now?

by LOL May 22, 2004

Pez Dispenser

This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.

Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.

by xXUncleJayXx August 11, 2010

shamir and pez

Sha-Mir: Man who broke his ankle whilse jacking off KEKEKKEKEKE!!!

Pez: Homosexual Frog

Dude: Eww, you broke your Shamir!
2nd Dude: ARGH your rite! Fo Shiizle?!?
Dude: MA NIZZLE!
2nd: Dude: oh shit, pez is comin'
dude: alrite, NIGGER, a dude with a boken ankle and a homosexual, lankey fool!
Pez: (hop)(hop)(hop)(hop)(hop) (hes a frog...)

by nanda man February 24, 2005