Sex Perfume

A strong cologne used by band geeks in the low brass section

Man, I smell bad, can you spray me with some sex perfume?

by debsterliscious January 17, 2009

Afghani Perfume

Farting in someone's face

"Omar stunk really bad so I gave him a blast of Afghani Perfume."

by kooskesh January 31, 2008

american perfume

when one person farts on another's wrist in order to piss them off. also works on neck.

another version is pissing into a friend's perfume bottle and them using it on themselves.

duuuude! kevin ate so much beans he american perfumed bill who then beat the shit out of him.

by lillolley June 1, 2009

brown perfume

an exotic oil-filled aroma created by boiling spoiled food inside your brown boiler room. It is then captured and stored in hand crafted crystal spritzer bottles made in Italy. Very expensive!

In order to get revenge on Lisa, Ronald spread his b-hole, and sprayed her face with brown perfume while she was asleep...Sadly, Lisa never awoke

Wendy likes to blot her wrists with brown perfume before going on a big date or going to an important business meeting

Luke couldn't stop coughing when he smelled the puddle of brown perfume that leaks out onto Grandma's old recliner when she watches I Love Lucey

by sadie85 October 17, 2008

gay and perfume

archers and lemonade

"are you drinking gay and perfume?'

by sazzyb September 4, 2008

women's perfume

when you love to feel the smell of a fart from a female

I told cindy that her farts smell like women's perfume

by logman February 25, 2004

Jewish perfume

The Jewish perfume is when you are sitting in a chair getting a blow job and you fart. A cloud of noxious gas is expelled from your anus and floats around the head of the person fellating you.

Man, Last night I gave this slut I met at the bar a Jewish perfume... Luckily she didn't pass out till AFTER I finished.

by cloud hooker September 11, 2016