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Perf

I went to Perf, WA to see the cute smiling Quokka's on Rottnest Island.
by Wolsey May 25, 2022
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Short for perfect. A common response to plans that slay girlies use.
Friend: wanna get our nails done at 2?

Me: perf! C u there! ;)
by Baconater69 April 19, 2022
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perf

modern slang for perfect

origin: grace coughlin
Wow that dress is perf
by thatgirlisfire June 10, 2024
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Perf

Shortened form of perfect. Over used by annoying middle and elementary school girls.
Girl: "OMG your instagram account is perf!"
by Mastaginge February 2, 2014
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Sarah Lewter
That girl is so Perf.

Probably not because she's not Sarah Lewter.
by 💛💛💛💛💛 November 1, 2014
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In software and websites, perf is often used as shorthand for performance.
We need to improve perf on this app.
by mrbobdundon September 3, 2025
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Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
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