A large chaos peon from Warcraft who originated from the tremendous amount of pwnage from a simultaneous occurrence of a tournament melee competition in Warcraft and a CAL Counter-Strike tournament. This divinity is held to be the god of computer games and is worshipped by all who understand pwn.
Bob: Wow, Steve, you're doing great aganist me in this game.
Steve: stfu ful3 d0n't m4k3 m3 c4ll PWN on j00
Pwn the Peon: PWWWWWWWWWWN!
Steve: stfu ful3 d0n't m4k3 m3 c4ll PWN on j00
Pwn the Peon: PWWWWWWWWWWN!
by Shadowfyoory November 4, 2004
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The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.
Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.
The sexless peon’s natural habitat is around a group of females. This peon works hard to make sure his presence is felt. He fights hard to keep a dominant tone as other desperate males approach the group in hope for some poon action. Even though this is highly unlikely, just the mere presence of the female kind drives the peon in his persistence, some even stick around for months or years as the desperation grows over time.
Naturally, the peon is not popular among bruhs, their undignified and embarrassing approach is frowned upon by the Bro Council.
by gingerless August 4, 2011
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Get the pendejo peon mug.Derived from the deontology morality philosophy, peontology refers to the moral concept of peniority. The moral choice, under the definition of peontology, then, would be to pick the option which A) results in the larger penis, or B) contains the larger penis.
For example, when choosing who to do, under the tenet of peontology, the right choice is not to choose who you like, but to choose who has the bigger penis.
by seksimopho October 21, 2012
Get the peontology mug.(Trini definition) An addict. Obsessed. Overly obsessed actually. Usually applies to some sort of activity concerning some sort of material item that leads to a wasteful degeneration of time (and space)... if that's even possible. We're not talking about the kind of OCD obsessions that plagues first-world nations. This is third world business... usually Peongs are fashioned by wasteful material needs of first world nations, but limited access to these amenities results in overzealous abuse of whatever they can get their hands on.
(Person 1) Aye boy... I didn't see James whole week, and teacher say he not handing in his homework! Wham to him?
(Person 2) Like yuh doh know or what? He is a real game Peong from long time. De only ting dat could get him off dat screen is a good clout. Buh sometimes dat doh stop him.
(Person 2) Like yuh doh know or what? He is a real game Peong from long time. De only ting dat could get him off dat screen is a good clout. Buh sometimes dat doh stop him.
by vegetteble August 3, 2012
Get the Peong mug.A shy, small, clever individual with lots of common sense and way too many fun facts for 1 person to listen to, easily lost in large crowds, and there's a 99.99% chance she will be found with her tall friend.
Person 1:Has anyone seen Peony
Person2:last i saw her she was telling some fun facts to someone behind that large crowd.
Person2:last i saw her she was telling some fun facts to someone behind that large crowd.
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