penile colony

A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.

The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.

Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?

by Telephony June 29, 2013

penile

Of the penis

Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

Penilhawk

The pubic hair above the penis is cut into a landing strip and spiked into a mohawk.

I went to go down on him and his penilhawk was poking the shit out of my nose.

by truey January 21, 2009

Penifolliclephobia

Having a phobia of getting a penis caught in your inner pubic/vaginal hair.

I'm sorry we can't have sex tonight I have penifolliclephobia and I haven't been for a braid.

by F.Mikus July 24, 2012

Peniel

A Korean-American rapper. He's part of the boygroup Btob. He's often called the definition of the word masterpiece, which he really is. He has the most beautiful mindset.

P1: Who's the definition of the word masterpiece?
P2: Of course it's Shin Peniel!

by Hutazone March 1, 2021

penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003