pelvic access

porn

A play on "public access"

(television) (channel) (website) (station)

I spent the afternoon watching pelvic access television.

I get free pelvic access on my laptop.

I put a pelvic access channel hot button on my remote.

by keloidformer December 3, 2010

Pelvic Gurdle

When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.

Yo, Whitney gave me a Pelvic Gurdle this morning, the fuck?!

by Fuck Whitney November 5, 2010

Pelvic dodium

A red bottle that shakes with use often used to cure hysteria in females analogous to both vaginal mucosa and a dildo

Marjories eyes glazed over. "She's going into a state of hysteria." Said lumox the white alley cat owned by mrs. Maxine Madison. Finkle get the pelvic dodium from the shelf please.

by Dogwood27 January 3, 2021

Pelvic pizza

Pelvic pizza is a term for Vagina

i think I'll go for some pelvic pizza tonight!

by Kapone33 March 22, 2017

pelvic demolition

The act of breaking through a wall or other hard object using only one's cock.

'How did these holes get here?' asked Joe. 'Pelvic demolition,' I said, 'I can break through walls with my cock.'

by Mablak July 23, 2007

pelvic muscle

A muscle used to thrust the shaft of the penis into the vagina.

'Mommy, how come when you and dad make a lot of noise in your room, after there are always imprints on the ground?'

'Oh sweetie, its because of his pelvic muscles...and the fact that i weigh 300 pounds.'

by Stupid Motherfucker August 1, 2005

pelvic peaknuckle

this term came from an 80's movie before futurama even thought about it saying it yes its slang for sex

me and old boy/girl did the pelvic peaknuckle last night

by movie watcher March 27, 2010