The pelvic plop is a sexual act achieved by inserting the testicles into the vagina. The pelvic plop derives its name from the iconic sound created by the testicles being propelled out of the vagina by strong contractions of the muscles of the pelvic floor.
The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.
As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.
The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.
Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.
As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.
The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.
Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
We tried the pelvic plop yesterday, but we could not stop laughing. It was hilarious!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
by Roberto Rogers April 28, 2020
Get the pelvic plopmug. A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.
In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.
If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.
If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.
Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.
Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.
by Seilka Dracon January 11, 2009
Get the pelvic fightmug. When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.
by Fuck Whitney November 5, 2010
Get the Pelvic Gurdlemug. by Kapone33 March 22, 2017
Get the Pelvic pizzamug. 'How did these holes get here?' asked Joe. 'Pelvic demolition,' I said, 'I can break through walls with my cock.'
by Mablak July 23, 2007
Get the pelvic demolitionmug. 'Mommy, how come when you and dad make a lot of noise in your room, after there are always imprints on the ground?'
'Oh sweetie, its because of his pelvic muscles...and the fact that i weigh 300 pounds.'
'Oh sweetie, its because of his pelvic muscles...and the fact that i weigh 300 pounds.'
by Stupid Motherfucker August 1, 2005
Get the pelvic musclemug. this term came from an 80's movie before futurama even thought about it saying it yes its slang for sex
by movie watcher March 27, 2010
Get the pelvic peaknucklemug.