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Parent connect whore

When your mother is addicted to parent connect ( a grade monitoring website) and finds out about everthing and anything you do at school . And its flawed so half the time she will yell at you for nothing!
My mom is such a parent connect whore she knows i failed a test before i did!
by canesguy93 April 21, 2009
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parent trap

When a guy is having unprotected sex with a girl and just as he is about to pull out, she wraps her legs around his body. As a result, the guy cums in the girl's vagina and may result in pregnancy.
Dude1: "Dude this damn chick pulled the parent trap on me."
Dude2: "Holy Shit! U better get a job to support that child."
by pistons32 May 11, 2009
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Parent-proof

When one goes through one's entire house to get rid of any incriminating evidence after a house party, length of time without parents, etc.
I've been watching the house while my parents go on vacation for a week, so it's going to take a while to parent-proof my house. There are Tanqueray bottles in the fridge and Froot Loops all over the floor. I should probably also get the rolling papers out of the living room.
by thenewregime August 6, 2010
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Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child
Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house
by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010
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parent spiked

Gamer phrase. To be unable to play or group in a game because the parents are making you turn it off.
*spike* is a gamer term that means massive damage all at once from different sources on the same target.
We lost Joe he can't come to the group, he just got parent spiked.
by Aurora Scion March 25, 2008
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Parent-induced Bullying

When a child's bullying ineffective and they go home and tell their parents someone is picking on them, thus causeing the parents to take action. Usually the claims are untrue or are exaggerated, and are a means to get the child in trouble because someone didn't get their way.
He was a victim of parent-induced bullying when Sally's mom called his mom and got him in trouble for something he didn't do.
by jonih76 May 30, 2010
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parent poser

A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.
A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.
by Inspector Gadget September 10, 2004
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