Skip to main content

Pants

The most painful, obnoxious, pointless creation since family sized packs of frozen sprouts. I mean. WHAT IS THE POINT? They give you wedgies, they show under clothes, and you only really need them for five days in the average month.
Granny pants, girl boxers, french knickers, thongs, g-strings, Bridget Jones pants.
by RieRieRie February 27, 2010
mugGet the Pantsmug.

pant

One leg within a pair of pants; used to refer to just part of one garment.
The right pant has dust on it from all the blow I did last night.
by MW December 21, 2003
mugGet the pantmug.

panted

To cum in your pants after seeing a fine female.
Once I saw her in that issue of my porn mag, I panted in my jeans.
by Aquaholic July 24, 2014
mugGet the pantedmug.

No Pants

Nickname for someone who regularly or consistently loses the coverings of their nether regions after a long night of hard partying, usually the result of a series of poor choices accompanied by the consumption of great amounts of alcohol.
"Must have been some party last night, huh, No Pants?"

"Hey look, it's Krissee Parker "No Pants!"
by Hermo109 October 16, 2007
mugGet the No Pantsmug.

pants

have you heard of pants? they are awesome!
by coca January 14, 2004
mugGet the pantsmug.

the pants

1. Yoga pants that make the ass look glorious ; worn outside of yoga; from the creator

2. (must see to experience greatness)
" Damn... Did you see Linda today?....She was wearing the pants.....Shit's Hot....."
by Will.I.Am IV September 23, 2007
mugGet the the pantsmug.

pants

A word to describe something that is rubbish. It was invented by Dominik Diamond of Gamesmaster fame.
"Rise of the Robots was pants."
by Iain D Smith January 14, 2004
mugGet the pantsmug.

Share this definition