knee pads

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.

yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

dude pads

Refers to the apparent increase in muscle mass shortly after a workout. In some cases it may be used to say that a person is working out, often before an event when taking your shirt off is appropriate. ie. boating

bro: I just fired up the engines, called some girls and threw some beers in the boat. Get your ass out here.

Dude: Give me 30, I need to hit Gold's and throw my dude pads on.

by lebowski9er May 30, 2007

Shin Pads

Devices used strictly to do one thing. Get pussy.

James got hella tang using his shin pads.

by Smash me May 2, 2015

heating pads

to help with feminine discomfort

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help

by stephen kurry January 6, 2018

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

brake pads

A plastic block at the heel of the roller blade. Cause many injuries from careless foot posture.

Extremely dangerous, do not use if:skating backwords, going fast, doing anything beyond walking speed with roller blades!
Also called brake pads

Alec H. was rollerblading when his rollerblade brakes/brake pads hit a bump and shot him skyward, and impaled him on a nearby tree.

by Dusername August 15, 2011

maxi pads

Vaginal pads that absorb all of the menstrual blood that is leaving a female, they wear them in their panties, on their vagina.

"I have him change my tampons and maxi pads, I'm boss af, so I'm not worried about it!"

by Female omnipotence and worship April 18, 2020