oyster flaps

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

by walterc April 8, 2013

floor oyster

Dropping a load on the shower floor

I slipped on someones floor oyster in the shower

by Camdakiwi January 15, 2017

Oyster Slick

A condition of the post coital female vagina whereby it is rendered cum filled and oozing ejaculate down to the ass crack. Oyster Slick vaginas are great for cream pie lovers and those that love sloppy seconds and thirds or more, especially in a gang bang session.

Roger and his friends pulled a train on his girlfriend Friday night. To say the least the tenth dude to nut was getting a true Oyster Slick.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015

Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

Gay Oyster

A "gay oyster" is another name for a jello shot, which are commonly served at gay bars. Since these jello shots are served in single-serving plastic cups with lids, consuming one is like eating an oyster. You open the lid, loosen the shot from the cup with a finger, and then slurp it down. When a gay oyster is combined with champagne, it is called a royal oyster.

Barb had her first gay oyster at the gay bar in Seattle.

by writerpunk August 10, 2016

Lung Oyster

a semi-solid ball of phlegm one coughs up

Dude, I coughed up a fucking lung oyster the other day

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

Oyster Ditch

Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation

"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch

by WestCoastLisa January 3, 2006