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If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
by micah June 19, 2010
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outsider art

A term used to describe art that is funky weird or unusual, usually sort of primitive and that doesn't come from the snooty art scene, but from just plain old folks. It can be disturbing, funny or just sweet. Folk art of the urban experience.
I keyed in "Outsider Art" on ebay and I found a bunch of wall sculptures by this chick that used plastic toys nailed to crosses! I bought the Xena one.
by monkiki April 22, 2005
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outside

Outside is where the sun lives. Its the area just beyond your front door. Be cautious because there is no ceiling and you may just float away.
Outside is also a popular destination for people with "real lives".
Computer nerd 1 - "Hey guess what! I went outside and got a suntan today."
Computer nerd 2 - "Outside? Is that a new map? How many experience points is a suntan worth?"
by i heart hussies April 22, 2005
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outkast

One of the most unique and creative hip-hop artists ever. They are a duo, and they do not conform to the cliched hip-hop market. They do funky, weird ass music that people love, and they are talented. Andre 3000 often looks like an alien.
Have you heard that new Outkast joint? It's HOT
by Phase2Me September 25, 2003
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outkicked his coverage

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.
Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.
by MB999 July 3, 2006
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1 outs

when you wanna fight one on one till one person is knocked out
come on cunt just me and you 1 outs bitch
by 1outs February 10, 2008
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Outside

The most popular free-to-play MMORPG in the world, with more seven billion active players and counting.
"I'd like to play RuneScape more, but I've been pretty occupied with Outside."
by Danny 2011 October 2, 2014
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