Orifice Hunter

noun: bi sexual predator that hooks up with any port in the storm without regard to race, creed, physical dimension, disability, religion, and familial status , brother, sister, cousins...

A filthy Mother Fucker.

"a hole, is a hole, is a hole"

This fuckin Orifice Hunter tried to fuck my ass... dude I'm not gay.

by Chester Cheese Dick July 22, 2010

Orificerex

The mother of all holes. Usually belonging to a female. The orifice became large due to the cock or other cylidrical objects.

Shirley, fucking you is like throwing a pencil down a hallway...yo' pussey is a orificerex.

by Cory Medland (C Mak) May 7, 2003

orifice

a word referring to the office.

can you have me a cup of tea waiting in the orifice?

by willowcandra May 1, 2006

orifice tube

another word for the male organ. dick.

he stuck his orifice tube into every orifice on her body.

by stuart ivey February 27, 2008

fieces encrusted anal orifice

an ass hole covered with shit.

use this as an insult and people will not know what to say back.

person: you eat dick as a sport
you: 'you are a fieces encrusted anal orifice'

person: ........
you: *grins wickedy*
person: ugh...

you: *mic drop*

by 420sped.shed69 November 10, 2018

oval orifice

A US democrat president's dick (coined in Washington, 2000).
See doggy style for Republican use of the White House.

The president got his oral orifice a mouthpiece and lied about it.

by the whorenorable me September 11, 2004

orifice-outflow overload

Refers to where all of your bodily-openings are all "venting" at once --- i.e., you're simultaneously sneezing, coughing/gagging, farting, etc. --- and so you are unable to adequately monitor them all at once to prevent messy "oopses". It's not unlike what happens when a piece of complex equipment suffers a major malfunction and causes alarms and indicator-lights to go off all over the place, and so you cannot possibly keep track of them all or deal with many multiple issues at once.

Anytime I feel a bout of orifice-outflow overload coming on, I simply shed all my lower garments and race to da nearest WC --- that way, I am safe from any "accidents" because any offending fluid/matter will just go down da toilet or into da sink, rather than soiling my clothes or anything else in my general vicinity. And so far I have yet to be cited for public indecency --- seems dat folks would prefer having to temporarily see me in my birthday-suit rather than mopping up copious quantities of puke/poop afterwards... they merely bring me my pants and briefs again from where I'd haphazardly flung them in my frenzied headlong dash for da crapper, so dat I can re-dress myself in privacy before emerging from the bathroom-stall again.

by QuacksO February 5, 2019