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Opossumming

The practice of inserting a opossum into the rectum via pipe with the intention of deriving sexual gratification. Gerbilling often presents as a gateway to opossumming as individuals’ appetite for internal stimulation goes unsatisfied by smaller rodents. The opossum’s solitary, nocturnal tendencies make it particularly well suited for internal use though users report significantly more internal trauma compared to gerbilling.
The tender paws of the gerbil were no match for Rodney’s unique sexual demands. He soon turned to opossumming to satisfy his urges.
by Beryl Andrews March 16, 2019
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opossum kicking

Looking for opossums at night with a spotlight, and running after them and kicking them.
David Beckham can sure kick a soccer ball, but he's not opossum kicking material.
by Matt Nieboer October 6, 2007
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opossum reacharound

Opossum ReachAround is a third wave punk band from Champaign, Illinois. They formed in 1997 when leader singer Koog Dancer teamed up with Bassist Ace Remington and his little brother- thrombonist Julian Trane. They soon hired a drummer who goes only by the name of Shocker. They infuse tradition German Black Forest Oompah Band music with New Orleans funeral dirge. Their music has been compared to the Rolling Stones, the Toadies, Flogging Molly, the Toy Dolls, Liuetenant Pigeon, the Meat Puppets, .38 Special, Type O Negative, Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band, and the cast of Friends. They are currently on tour in Sweden. In their free time, the band enjoys Agave Wheat Ale, watching competitive curling on TV, and building custom pinewood derby cars for unfortunate children. Singles for the band include: "Three Horses and No Saddle", Jump over my Feelings", "Inside the Roof", "Fire Control Radar", "Tinfoil Hat", "New Beer at Old Settlers", "Floating on Substance Abuse", "Frankstick Lightning Rod", "Cane Toad Massacre", and "The Handyman's Bullet".
Did you see Opossum ReachAround last night at Friar Tuck's? It was like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain. So awesome.
by pancreatic cancer February 10, 2010
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opussatunity

Aleq: Come on man! You have to stay after school with me tomorrow, I finally have an opussatunity!
by obeywalrus December 20, 2010
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opisthenar

The back of one's hand
look at my sweet sweet opisthenar, you idiot.
by REVM July 12, 2014
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opossum tail

When you have anal sex with a condom, and after you nut, pull your dick out, leaving the condom hanging out of their butt.
Opossum tail: Brian was fucking Shelley in the ass, and left his condom hanging out of her ass when he nutted.
by The green bean team February 6, 2017
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odissey

u use the word odissey in a sentence to make it more dank
by zavavavavav September 21, 2017
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