bumpin onions

The act of two lesbians backing up to a two way dildo.

I walked in on Jessica and Nicole bumpin onions.

by slone July 22, 2003

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Rice Onions

A description of the Onions used in Big-Mac Burgers from McDonalds, for their small and white appearance.

Girl: I'd been eating Big-Macs for years before i realised these were Onions
Guy: Thats why i call them Rice Onions.

by KaineH December 24, 2007

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Your Mothers Onions

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

by YMO June 29, 2014

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Pickled Onions

Sweaty old ball sack. Typically of the unkept and unshowered variety.

Sheila gave that homeless bum a blow job for a beer and her chin smelled of pickled onions the rest of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2017

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an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.

"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.

by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014

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shite and onions

Possibly akin to the German expression translated "shit with mustard!" It exaggerates the repugnance of shit by evoking the image of eating it. With mustard, or with onions, either expression is amusing and ... well ... distasteful.

Found in "Ulysses" by James Joyce: "O! Mr Dedalus cried, giving vent to a hopeless groan. Shite and onions! That'll do, Ned. Life is too short."

by Little Ray d'Sunshine January 19, 2016

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