onion

a girl who has a nice body but unfortunate face, so you pull up her shirt before sex, leaving her arms above her head with hands sticking out the top. Thus she looks somewhat similar to an onion.

I was drunk, and I ended up brining an onion home.

onion by waiku2k March 3, 2007

onion

the head(especially as a retainer of sanity)

Your totally out of your onion.

onion by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2008

onion

a white ginger, person with clear/blonde hair, light freckles and pale skin

the person looks almost transparent

That dude is a total onion
wow, what a on. <-tilde sound over the N

onion by Jennnnnnnnnifffaa January 4, 2008

Onion

So totally and completely awesome, that there is no question or denying the fact that whatever has this quality is so cool nothing they do is wrong or in any way un-cool. (Used often when somebody does something stupid, so as to focus on the irony of your stating it.)

Kelly: "omfg, i like so totally just tripped over air right there! hahaha!"
Danielle: "Oh my god, girl, you are so frickin' ONION!"
*both laugh*

Onion by Lilu Chang October 31, 2007

onion

BRISBANE ONION TUTORIAL.

Onion: a girl who will let you put anything anywhere for any amount of drugs, usually a wash will do.

SWEET ONION- An onion who thinks shes a princess and believes that anyone actually cares. (Aka in denial onion)

CRUSHED ONION- Just dont go there.. its smashed.

RED ONION-
Brissie top shelf onion. Knows her shit. You start crying before you even start to peel back the layers. Usually go by the name of disgrace....
"God that disgrace is no ordinary onion, shes got layers"

PICKLED ONION- An onion that got more than a wash bag. *beware* these onions are smarter than they look... cause someone gave in.

Man 1: I love onions

Man 2: which kind do you prefer
Man 1: the cheapest kind

Man 1: that disgrace is so much more than just one single onion"
Man 2: "yeah shes a whole sack"

onion by bizzo frm gld coast 2 brizzo August 23, 2014

Onion

What Shrek is like...dumbass

Orgers and like onions

Onion by Tatertot15 July 22, 2018

Onion

A little shit probably designed to make you cry. Makes your breath smell bad and so much more. Why do these exist, you say? Even Steven hawking couldn't figure that out before he died

Onions every year are abusing humans by making them cry. ASSUAULT!

Onion by pill_dickle June 17, 2018