On Oneism

Mastering the art of truly being On One with out causing any problems or drama in ones life. An enlightend state very many attempt and few achive.

Dave “Dude the E.O.O. has been sippin of the same handle of jb for the last week”
Steve “He is truly a master of On Oneism”

by oneder April 30, 2005

Oneism

New belief system - Est: October 2008 - All religions referenced, also taking science into account as one - Tree of Life is the Creation - Historical proof listed at oneism.org - Love replaces worship - witnesses of The Tree of Life testimony as introduced by Wayne Herschel.

Oneism, A belief system based on 18 years research and new witnesses coming forward - october 2008

by Senenmut January 17, 2009

Under-Onesie

The formation that occurs when a guy tucks his undershirt into his underwear.

Nat, when you bend over, I can see your Under-Onesie. I guess your torso never gets cold.

by Ballsackreligious October 27, 2016

Onesie

A self rolled spliff that is the size of a rollie cigarette, using one regular sized rolling paper/skin.

Dave: Is there any weed left?
John: Nah man, not even enough for a onesie.
Dave: :(

by Kempernol January 14, 2008

Onesie

When you have to pee but not poop

Hey man can I use you’re bathroom I have to do a onesie I’ll be quick.

by Moist eyecrust November 15, 2017

onesie

A trademark registered to Gerber Childrenswear LLC, often used in connection with a one-piece garment for an infant or small child, generally worn over a diaper.

The child wore a Gerber Onesies garment.

by Onesies April 17, 2009

Oneisha

curious, upbeat, wacky, doesn't take anything from anybody, sweet, and so special that her name wasn't even in the urban dictionary. If her last name isn't Watson she isn't cool.

"Oneisha Watson is the best ever!"
"I know right!!"

by Morgan Fre0man October 3, 2013