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ocean man

The dankest man with a large dolphin dick that loves to ride to the beach. Penetrates whales and claims them as his own. Rides them to the sunset.
Oh, bro! It's Ocean Man!
Look at that riding! So Ocean Man-like!
by crimvos October 7, 2016
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Ocean ritual

Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.
Ay man, we've come a long way. It's time to do the ocean ritual!
by Realtrunks December 29, 2018
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Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd

The ridiculously long name of Lana Del Rey's upcoming 9th studio album, out March 10, 2023.
Stream Lana's new song Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd!
by olivia bensonola December 7, 2022
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Oceana

The mos beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too.usually gives people boners and she is a nice and loyal friend.
she drives me crazy, shes such an oceana
by Mattyyyy343 June 9, 2014
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onanist

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!
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Somn-Onanist

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008
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Oceana

Oceana is a beautiful girl, often shy but when you get to know her she's an amazing girl. She's really hot and so short and adorable. She's loved by many people and has a caring heart. She loves to cuddle and somewhat freaky on the inside. Oceana is also very creative and amazing at art. They may also go by Oce.
Have you met Oceana? She's perfect.
by Fallurjadeee June 16, 2018
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