one of those days

A day where you just want to break something, preferably something that will scream and/or bleed as you do it. You may or may not know of any direct causes, but most often, something bad happened early in the day which started you off in a generally bad distemperment that only got worse as multiple unfortunate events compounded to effectively gang-rape and murder your overall disposition.

Your bet bet is to stay away motherfucker, it's just one of those days.

by The Red Kaiser September 3, 2005

deep day one

when you are so monged out that the rest of the day is completely non-existant. when your in so deep from drink/drugs that there is no coming back for the remainder of the day.

I feel completely deep day one'd

by youeh July 27, 2009

day one shit

a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.

Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"

Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."

Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"

by Killa-D October 21, 2008

Day One Homie

A friend that you've known for a long time that you still keep in touch with frequently

He's been my day one homie since the 2nd grade

by Electric_Huricane December 10, 2018

shut up no one cares day

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

by annoyingpenis November 1, 2019

wake up in day one

phrase from the Given-Taken song spoken by the poet Philosopher Heeseung from enhypen

Wake up in day one omg

by Lena000 December 22, 2021

Day One: Garry's Incident

A crappy survival game that became infamous for the developers using the Streisand effect silence TotalBiscuit's negative review on YouTube. His response video delivered more criticism to the developers. The developers also got accused of astroturfing the game's score on Metacritic.

Dude, don't review Day One: Garry's Incident because you could get Streisanded by the developers.

by The Real Driller August 31, 2020