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Omega fail

a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah i know that was a big word, deal with it)
OMfG! IT'S AN OMEGA FAIL!
by Colby "spartan117825" January 20, 2009
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omega

1. The 24th and last letter of the Greek alphabet.

2. The extreme or final part.

3.a. A negatively charged elementary particle that has a mass 3270 times the mass of an electron.

3.b. A very short-lived unstable meson with mass 1532 times the mass of an electron.

4. A luxury watchmaker based in Switzerland. Their watches have famously been worn by James Bond 007 since 1995.

5. A Hungarian rock band formed in 1962. As of this definition they have released 16 Hungarian studio albums encompassing different musical genres: folk rock, hard rock, space rock, progressive rock, and synthrock. They have released some English and German albums and singles over the years but these are hard to find. They have had the same lineup for over 30 years: Kóbor János, Molnár György, Benkő László, Mihály Tamás, and Debreczeni Ferenc. Their greatest album is probably 10000 Lépés released in 1969.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last. - spoken by Jesus in Rev 22:13.
by Layko January 24, 2011
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Omega Supreme

When one defecates, the resulting fecal matter left in the toilet is quite substantial, large enough to form a mountain of feces that breaks the surface of the water, and requires two flushes to completely clear the toilet, or clogs the toilet altogether.
Dude, sorry, you're gonna need a plunger. I just dropped an Omega Supreme in there.

I say, old chap. I waltzed into the loo only to discover that some kind fellow had left an Omega Supreme in there.
by Steve Drambus August 18, 2011
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OMEGALUL

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- OMEGALUL ( oʊˈmɛɡəlʌl ) - a LUL that's come OMEGA - Pepe the Frog
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Viewer 1 : OMEGALUL
Viewer 2 : OMEGALUL
Viewer 3 : OMEGALUL
Viewer 4 : OMEGALUL
Viewer 5 : OMEGALUL OMEGALUL OMEGALUL OMEGALUL OMEGALUL OMEGALUL
by OMEGAPOGGERS August 21, 2018
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Omegabet

Created after a long night of heavy drinking, to put it simply; The Omegabet is the prodigal successor of the Alphabet. It is the sequel.

The Omegabet will be introduced sometime in the distant future - near the last days of the huamn race. However, the theory itself is sound and supported by both the Quantum Singularity and EPR Paradox theories.

To draw an analogy: The original alphabet, composed of the letters A through Z, run in a straight line. A as the starting point, Z as the end. There is nothing beyond that. (Symbols such as apostrophes do not factor into this.)

The Omegabet, however, is the proverbial Z-axis to the Y and X axis that is the Alphabet. Instead of a line, it is a perfect, two dimensional circle - with a singular brancing line coming from its side. The line is, per se, the 'unknown'. The 'unknown' is what makes the Omegabet the Omegabet. The Omegabet does not use letters, but rather, srettelletters (letters in reverseforward, a word humans cannot yet pronounce) and the last of these - the omega that completes the omegabet, can be anything. A duck. A tree. Individually toed socks. It can be anything. This letter is codenamed Epsillon 5. It's been titled that because it doesn't make sense - along with Epsillon 5. (Epsillon is considered the 'worst' verson of a prototype, while Alpha is the 'best'. Epsillon 5 would mean it's the 5th of the worst, which probably isn't grammatically correct in any way.)

Epsillon 5 works via the EPR Paradox - where information is transferred between atoms, and thus, has nothing to interact with it to constrain it from doing -anything-.
None as of this point in time. It's not possible on an American keyboard.
by Robert Akins June 24, 2006
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Omega Mu

A fat chick or a fatty posse. Derived from the fat girl sorority Omega Mu in the movie Revenge of the Nerds. The Omega Mu plumpers help the nerds such as Takashi, Wormser, Poindexter, Lewis and Gilbert, Lamar Latrell and Booger combat the jocks and cheerleaders and they put on a concert and take control of the campus.
"Look at that big fat fatty in the short skirt and tight, low cut top!"

"What an Omega Mu!"
by PMax February 12, 2008
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Delta Omega Gamma

The Greek letters of the Greatest dorm that was ever created. Notre Dame's finest and classiest men live in this wonderful building that is full of beer, tradition, classy ties, and beer. Every year, Alumni Hall put up their letters (Delta Omega Gamma) twice (for frosh-o and for Wake Week, a classy festival with wine and cheese).
Alumni kid:Hey man, did you chill during Wake Week with the blessed men of Alumni Hall?

Dillon kid: No, I didn't, but it sounds awesome. I saw Delta Omega Gamma up facing south quad. I wish we had Greek letters. Can I come next year?

Alumni kid: Hell no!!
by Alumni Guy April 22, 2008
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