son of a bitch

The Funniest Thing Your Mom Can Call You.

Mom: You Son Of A Bitch , Ill Kill You!
Me: HaHaHa!

by Stevie-C July 21, 2005

Son of a mother

A polite way of saying son of a bitch in front of children.

You stub your toe in front of your daughter "ooooh son of a mother"

by Smart assy and sassy May 15, 2016

son of a poo

A toned down goofy insult that implies one that was spawned by a sapient piece of fecal material.

You spilled coffee on my brand new jeans you son of a poo!

by letithappen88 December 30, 2016

creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

fell off the back of a truck

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.

Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck

by oz November 7, 2003

small loan of a million dollars

A sentence said by Donald Trump, made into a massive meme by the montage parody maker Pyrocynical. 80% of all YouTube comments are exactly this phrase. It is usually followed by a shitload of dollar signs.

Comment 1: SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

by doors are cool January 27, 2016

success of a pun

The success of a pun is measured by the groan! This means that funny puns are applauded by derision.

The success of a pun is measured by the groan, if someone groans they will retell it to friends.

by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2021