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Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.
Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus
by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020
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Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.
Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013
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might make an octopus worry

A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid.
Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry.
by RaMDaY December 17, 2006
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octopussy

When a female's genetalia looks like a sea-creature (octopuss) crawled up in her and let its tentacles hang out a bit.
Her octopussy sucks back up in her when it feels the cold air and when its in the heat it prefers to dangle to get more air or possibly food.
by Rachel Ewald April 8, 2004
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Octopus Hands

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!
Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....
by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010
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Paint the Octopus

Code word to say that you had sexual intercourse for the very first time. (Octopus is often painted purple)
See: Octopusnity
David said, "Hey guys tonight I'm going to Paint the Octopus"
by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009
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octopussy

When a girls vagina is stretched out to eight times its original size.
I would have sex with her but I dont have enough for her octopussy.
by Cheerleader Fucker August 25, 2004
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