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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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Octopusy

Me soo horny octopusy
by KFC Bum friend November 7, 2012
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Octopushy

(Said in a Sean Connery accent) - it's when you are so desperate to to push people out of your way that you become an eight armed, ninja warrior/Tasmanian devil, whirling around shoving everyone out of your path.
Holly: Julie got all Octopushy up in the shoe department on Saturday.
Leslie: What? Why? Julie is such a sweet girl!
Holly: Those Vince Camuto boots she's wearing were 75% off and the last pair in her size!
by Double-Oh-8 March 26, 2013
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reverse octopus(

The reverse octopus (occy) is a singular masturbation reach around underneath the anus
Reverse octopus( Pull your cock with arm wrapped under your anus
by Gregwa1989578533 January 3, 2014
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Drunken Octopus

Those uneven hooks in bathroom stalls (usually girls restrooms) that look like octopi trying to start a fight.
Girl1- were did you hang your purse when you went to the restroom

Girl2-oh just on the “Drunken Octopus
by raptorjack180 January 20, 2020
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Dirty Octopus

A "Dirty Octopus" occurs when one has heaving bouts of diarrhea mixed with a lack of common decency and access to a (preferably crowded) swimming pool. Much like an octopus uses it's "ink" as a self defense/camouflaging mechanism, the subhuman who leaves a "Dirty Octopus" in the pool does so via projectile diarrhea whilst swimming below the surface thus leaving an ever expanding, anal shite cloud behind in their damaging wake causing inordinate amounts of psychically traumatic, human collateral damage.
Ah dude! I was holding my breath underwater when Dan blew a Dirty Octopus at me!!!
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 2, 2013
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might make an octopus worry

A bad idea, a wrong choice. Doing something stupid.
Plugging an AC adaptor into a crowded wall outlet might make an octopus worry.
by RaMDaY December 17, 2006
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