occupotty

when the potty, restroom, bathroom, ladies room, toilet, urinal, etc. is occupied

Poop, I broke the seal but the restroom is occupotty.

by teensy weensy May 11, 2011

Occupy Movement

When you are taking a dump in your employer's executive restroom "bowel movement" and one of the 1% people try to open the stall door. You scream "Occupied!" You then stay in there for an extended period of time to disrupt them from tying to do their "business."

I was in the executive restroom taking a dump at work when the CEO tried to open the door. I screamed "Occupied." Then I stayed in there for like 2 days to prove my point. It was my Occupy Movement protest.

by LuckyAZ December 31, 2011

Occupy Gameday

The term former ESPN personality Dan Patrick has coined to get his fan base to hold up his likeness or show references to his current radio show on posters during ESPN's College GameDay.

Let's support the Dan Patrick Show and Occupy GameDay this Saturday when it broadcasts from Eugene, Oregon.

by Mac Heath October 12, 2011

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks initiated by the fact of being at work. There are two known forms of O.T.S., acute and chronic. This is determined by the type of employment and duration.

Tom: Fu**ing BullSh*t!!! Piece of Sh*t! Son of a Bit*h!

Jake: What's the matter Tom?

Tom: Oh nothing. It just seems as soon as I come to work I start to swear. Don't know what it is?

Jake: Sounds like Occupational Tourette's Syndrome to me.

by Caesar_X August 27, 2010

unseen/ [occult]

The hidden and useen; 1.Not obvious
2.invisible or non-visible to the naked eye.
3.the action or actions behind;
4.Barried action ,actions or thoughts,motives,concepts,pertaining to...

Jehovah's Witness'shidden meanings and interpitations to keep in or out of the cult /Occult conducrs and actions going on inside Leadres/Elders including not to exclude the Organizational Heads as they polt against God the one to whom they claim and one another in the congragations Even against the "Word",of God the almighty

by Beign there done that June 13, 2005

occutard

Spoiled brats that blame hard-working, successful people for magically causing the failures of their own lives. Occutards have been coddled by their parents from birth and given everything they want without being expected to work for it. Now grown, they expect the government to arrive in place of their parents and provide everything their hearts desire for free. Furthermore, they believe that camping out in front of a random bank/government office will accomplish this goal. Can be heard regurgitating Marxist slogans, demonizing "the rich", whining about the inequities of life and condemning "evil corporations" for destroying their "fair chance". Occutard camps allow them to return to their natural state of not bathing, defecating/fornicating in public and participating in drum circles. Their ultimate goal is to create the occutard utopia in which the nanny-state plunders money from the productive members of society and "redistributes" it to them, removing any necessity to ever work.

"I tried to go to City Hall today but couldn't make it past the stench of the occutard camp! Haven't those people ever heard of a toilet?" -Productive Citizen

"When will these occutards go away? They're scaring away all my customers!" -Respectable Local Business Owner

by magneticmonopole October 26, 2011

Approaching occupational neurosis

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.

(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"

by Cirdellin December 30, 2009