occation

An opportunity for someone (usually a soon to not be friend) to trump you in some grandiose all encompassing fashion so it appears as malice. The delta is so great, that it appears to be infinite and make you wish you were dead. So much so that if you were atop a building that very moment from which you could leap off, the time it would take to hit the street below would still be too great.

1.) Purchasing a dingy only to have your friend pull up in a 200ft yacht. 2.) Getting nosebleed seats to your favorite team only to have your friend appear on the scoreboard announcing his successful purchase of the franchise. 3.) Getting promoted at your job only to be told that your friend has a new position in a much warmer climate, working collaboratively on a new creative project with your boyhood idol.

"Well I just couldn't pass up this occation to tell you..."

by Mook Nerton December 21, 2007

occassionist

Part perfectionist / one who is implusive when required and a perfectionist.

A: I want everything to be well-planned and jus PERFECT!!
Z: Oh chill A! u gotta b an occassionist!!

Being perfect ruins all fun dude! Be an occassionist... it simply rocks!

by Rasam May 20, 2007

Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

by CaptainScorpio January 2, 2008

Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.

Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.

by cosmicaug October 7, 2009

Ockay

Filipino/FOB way of saying okay

Do you hab a problems? Ish dish a problems por you? Hah? Ockay?

by The Chow Man October 21, 2004

occasional lesbian

A female who is heterosexual, yet sometimes crave for another woman.

Did you know that Kreayshawn is an occasional lesbian.

by Black Manta 12 April 22, 2014

occasional christian

One who only goes to church sporadically, normally for special occasions.

John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian

by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017