When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
by Jcreech420 June 8, 2013
Get the Brown Orgasm mug.The pipe organ is a keyboard instrument that originated in ancient Greece, as the hydraulis. The hydraulis was powered by water displacing air, thus creating an air supply to play the pipes.
Modern organs are fully pneumatic, meaning that there is a blower or bellows to pressurize them. When you press a key or pedal on the organ, a valve is opened, thus admitting air into the pipe to make it speak.
The connection from the key to valve can be established any number of ways. Traditionally, when you pressed a key, mechanical linkage pulled the valve open. Also you may encounter direct electric action, like Wicks organs used. This used an electromagnet to open the valve. There is also electro-pneumatic, where an electromagnet lets air into an actuator which pulls the valve open.
Organs have different stops to control the voices. When no stops are pulled, the organ will make no sound when keys are pressed. To make sound, one must pick one or any number of stops to play. Each stop consists of one or more ranks of pipes. Some stops may make use of parts of other ranks. An eight foot stop is in unison. The not you play is the not that comes out. When you pull out a four foot stop, it sounds an octave higher, and a two foot stop, an octave higher still. You can combine these stops to make a principle chorus.
There are other kinds of stops, like mutations, which make a not that is not unison or octave, and thus create a parallel melody, which can add interest or create new sounds. There are reeds, which can play sounds like trumpets and oboes. These pipes are not like whistles, but have a beating metal tongue to make the sound out a resonator.
Each organ may have one or more manuals or keyboards. Each one controls a different part of the organ. There may be a great division, the main part. There could be a positive division, which is a smaller division. Some divisions have shades in front of them to control the volume. These shades are controlled by expression pedals.
Organs also have pedals, so the organist can play the base line with their feet, freeing hands to to the alto, soprano, and tenor parts.
And remember, an organ is only similar to a piano in the sense that it has a keyboard.
Modern organs are fully pneumatic, meaning that there is a blower or bellows to pressurize them. When you press a key or pedal on the organ, a valve is opened, thus admitting air into the pipe to make it speak.
The connection from the key to valve can be established any number of ways. Traditionally, when you pressed a key, mechanical linkage pulled the valve open. Also you may encounter direct electric action, like Wicks organs used. This used an electromagnet to open the valve. There is also electro-pneumatic, where an electromagnet lets air into an actuator which pulls the valve open.
Organs have different stops to control the voices. When no stops are pulled, the organ will make no sound when keys are pressed. To make sound, one must pick one or any number of stops to play. Each stop consists of one or more ranks of pipes. Some stops may make use of parts of other ranks. An eight foot stop is in unison. The not you play is the not that comes out. When you pull out a four foot stop, it sounds an octave higher, and a two foot stop, an octave higher still. You can combine these stops to make a principle chorus.
There are other kinds of stops, like mutations, which make a not that is not unison or octave, and thus create a parallel melody, which can add interest or create new sounds. There are reeds, which can play sounds like trumpets and oboes. These pipes are not like whistles, but have a beating metal tongue to make the sound out a resonator.
Each organ may have one or more manuals or keyboards. Each one controls a different part of the organ. There may be a great division, the main part. There could be a positive division, which is a smaller division. Some divisions have shades in front of them to control the volume. These shades are controlled by expression pedals.
Organs also have pedals, so the organist can play the base line with their feet, freeing hands to to the alto, soprano, and tenor parts.
And remember, an organ is only similar to a piano in the sense that it has a keyboard.
by the_organist March 26, 2009
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Used when people are talking about musical instruments to imply that someone gives head. Play the skin flute
by Hackermom November 3, 2005
Get the play the male organ mug.1. That moment of bliss that overcomes you when listening to a song and/or while at a live concert or venue. May or may not be accompanied by an actual orgasm.
2. The moment the guitarist/band member on stage gets into a musical rift and shortly after starts to shred or just have long solos.
2. The moment the guitarist/band member on stage gets into a musical rift and shortly after starts to shred or just have long solos.
For the listener: "Dude I was listening to this song last night and it was soo good I had a musical orgasm,"
And for the musician: "I'd been working on this new rift last night and I finally got it right and was so happy I had an instant musical orgasm,"
And for the musician: "I'd been working on this new rift last night and I finally got it right and was so happy I had an instant musical orgasm,"
by Rain28 May 4, 2011
Get the Musical Orgasm mug.When you work out so Intense that after you're done you lay down on the floor and this immense feeling of relief goes through the muscles which you trained. This feeling is very similar to the one you get after masturbation. Muscle Orgasm is the very reason why some people love working out.
The downside is that it will feel like Satan is Riding your back and repeatedly stabbing you while you walk through the Gates of Hell
The downside is that it will feel like Satan is Riding your back and repeatedly stabbing you while you walk through the Gates of Hell
One way of getting Muscle Orgasm is:
1 - set a timer for 3 minutes on your phone
2 - stay in a squatting position. Try not to move
3 - ONLY lay down after the timer hits 0 OR if your muscles can't handle it anymore.
4 - enjoy :)
1 - set a timer for 3 minutes on your phone
2 - stay in a squatting position. Try not to move
3 - ONLY lay down after the timer hits 0 OR if your muscles can't handle it anymore.
4 - enjoy :)
by DaBEARS85 May 26, 2014
Get the muscle orgasm mug.A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.
After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.
by Matt October 11, 2005
Get the organic chemistry mug.During Destroy Dick December, Toby nutted so hard he went into orgasmic shock and died in his mom's water bed!
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