Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
by The fucking man. February 6, 2004
Get the Optimus Primemug. by Daren Ebacher November 22, 2004
Get the optimus primemug. by WeinerMuncher January 25, 2004
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"A pink sock. Just the other way."
"A pink sock. Just the other way."
by thedragondoes August 14, 2007
Get the optimus sockmug. by RetardPie115 May 21, 2020
Get the Optimus primemug. This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out
by OptimusPrime Time April 17, 2010
Get the Optimus Primemug. by anonymoulous June 15, 2003
Get the Optimus Wangmug.