onion

term that refers to a hott piece of ass of any age who makes an appearance at fast food restaurants; always of the female persuasion.

dude 1: "man, did you see that onion?"
dude 2: "was she a blooming onion?"

by inlovewithlaugh January 16, 2011

.onion

the end of a website on the dark web. only works on a browser called TOR

Dude 1: I went to Nude.onion last night and it was awesome!

by THAT_EMO_KID_666 September 21, 2020

Onion

An orange person who is quite strange

That person is an Onion

by Onion Dude September 4, 2016

Onion

T O R I N S H A W

onion admits he try’s his own seminal fluids

by user2839397373 May 7, 2022

onionous

1. Adjective: When a food is overwhelmed with the taste of onion.

2 Adjective: a food contains an enjoyable abundance of onion.

"This sub is extremely onionous!"

by bearjam May 24, 2012

onions

An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.

Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>

by Wise Man November 18, 2003

Onion

The best friend a group could ask for. Comforted me during a surgery. Very thique and generous with his locks of fur, as he donated some fur to another friend in need. Besides a fashionable scarf is completely naked. Great cuddler and could be a model but chooses to sit on the floor instead. Bed hog as he takes up all the space as his thique levels are maxed out! Beautiful brown eyes that look into your soul for love. His fur is of a sandy blonde color. Hobbies are unknown but he likes watching movies and his favorite show is my strange addictions.

Eva: Wow who is that babe doing the splits over there watching My Strange Addictions?
Christianna: Dats Onion Heather's roommate.
Heather: he's my security guard and he watches me sleep!!! I love him!

by Onionlover July 4, 2018