OBJECTION!

'This evidence clearly reveals the contradiction in that statement, Your Honor!'

(That's one 'OBJECTION!' too many! Lost one Exclamation Point!)

by ANONYMOUS DELIVERS September 20, 2007

Objection Hearsay

Objection! Hearsay!

Now I’m Ashamed To Show My Face
Well I’m A Famous Movie Star
Yeah Life Is Always Fine
I Sit Down At My Penthouse
Drinking Mega Pints Of Wine

Objection! Hearsay!

I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!
I Don’t Know Why We Ever Wed

Objection! Hearsay!

Who The Hell Poops In Someone’s Bed
I Object To Everything
I May Have An Infection
Cause I Say I Object
The Judge Says “That Was Your Own Question”

Objection! Hearsay!

Objection Hearsay is a good song. Amber's Lawyer.

by Captain_Afraid May 11, 2022

objectifying

When a person only views another person as an object for their enjoyment

Ex of objectifying: only paying attention to a person's body (eg. Their butt, boobs) not them as a person (eg. Their personality, emotional traits)

by princess0324cac April 14, 2014

objectivity

not found on urbandictionary.com

it is hard to find definitions that employ the use of objectivity!!

by pantz June 17, 2003

Objecture

Combining, objection and conjecture.
Objecture - proverb
is objecting a conclusion or proposition based on incomplete information.

Hank: We are wasting valuable legal resources!
Dale: Objection Conjecture, Objecture.
Hank: That's not a word!

by ImTheRealK October 11, 2019

objectively attractive

Used when someone is so hot, only someone with a visual impairment would not find them attractive. The person's hottness goes beyond the traditional subjective nature of beauty, and are scientifically proven to be hot

1)Scarlet Johansson and David Boreanaz are objectively attractive.

2) Pete says "I am not sure Scarjo is that hot"
Tom responds, "Are you fucking blind?! That chick is objectively attractive! How could you say otherwise?"

by inflator1 October 8, 2009

penal objection

The sudden expulsion of sperm fluids from a penal object resulting from penal stimulation from any of various corals. A penal objection may also occur from seeing a particularly attractive coral but not making penal contact with it. (See also premature ejaculation)

Jeff achieved an epic penal objection while making penal contact with his girlfriends anal corals.

by Yobungus1337 July 11, 2010