Omaha Old Market

The best place in all of Omaha! Restaraunts, thrift stores, artists, hippies, indie kids, street performers, etc.
If you come to Omaha, go there!

Me: Omaha fucking sucks.
Carlouse: I know, the Old Market and Sokol are the only cool things in Omaha.
(Omaha Old Market)

by omahaoldmarkethipsterhahajk March 5, 2011

Omaha Snowglobe

When a female stretches an ejaculate-filled condom over her head, pulling the base of the condom just over her nose.

She then exhales through her nose, blowing up the condom globe-like as the spunk within drips around the condom's interior.

Condom spunkejaculateomaha snowglobe

by sick fuck chicago December 16, 2009

omaha

When a plan goes much differently than intended.

Unexpected troubles

I stepped on the field and noticed Linebackers set to blitz. I screamed omaha to the receivers to run a FAST slant.

Driving down the highway and I noticed traffic coming to a stand still. I simply called my friend who was following and said Omaha, take another route.

I was in the woods when I fell and hurt my leg. I yelled omaha for someone to help me.

by Smuve23 February 6, 2014

omaha, tx

The town where dreams go to die. Everyone who attends Paul Pewitt is just wading in a cesspool of running trains, smoking weed and swapping partners. The definition of party is a kick back with the same inbred faces you see everyday. Spicing it up is swapping girls with your bro. Hughes Springs is an arch enemy solely because they're all richer and have small dicks but still seem to brag about how good they were at sports years ago. Never the less, omaha has its perks like chilling in the DQ parking lot or fighting in the DQ parking lot or fucking in the DQ parking lot. DQ has seen it all and is the hit spot for dumbass youngsters to hang. Don't worry about those late night muchies, valero next door supplies endless crispitos and they taste bomb as fuck at 3am high as a kite. Brahma mart is chill but not lit, and the cows ass restaurant serves greasy diabetes. Omaha is a tight nit family, we can talk trash all day considering half the people there are trash. But at the end of the day its a chill ass town to grow up in if you can maintain the idea of getting out of there (ntcc does NOT count ya dumb ass whores) and not getting pregnant/knocked up in high school ending up stuck there forever. RIP my guy Lonnie B you were the soul of our town.

Wow Omaha, Tx is chill as fuck but lowkey sucks ass.

by Chilloutho December 25, 2016

Omaha Enchilada

The Omaha Enchilada is a sexual act by nature Fetish the classic Omaha Enchilada is when one person shits in a used condom and then slaps their partner in the face with it until the condom explodes.

Omaha Enchilada.
After he Fucked me he gave me the Omaha Enchilada

by Carlos danger October 10, 2017

Omaha

Mecca for indie kids. Home of Saddle Creek.

Bright Eyes was born in omaha.

by MainstreamKilledTheIndieKid April 1, 2005

Omaha

Located on the far right side of Nebraska, has a zoo, stadium, oh and the amazing Quest Center.

1. Only city in Nebraska that's awesome to live in. Has some crazy weather, but it's worth it. Awesome concerts, awesome endless supply of cannabis, awesome people (but a decreased amount of awesome people in west Omaha), and awesome places to hang out.

2. Also known as Obamaha xD

Jon: Dude, I hear Omaha has nice weed!
Bill: Well of course, it's Omaha.

Jill: Why is it snowing in the middle of October?
Jan: We're in Omaha, 'member?

by thechickinwestomaha October 31, 2009