nuffie

a person not worth a damn; someone so stupid and insignificant that the sight of them actually angers you.

Oh my God, that blonde girl over there is such a fucking nuffie, I want to cunt punt her out of a window.

by lemule January 4, 2015

Nufkin

The Female GRUNDLE, That shady area located between your ass and... that other place.

He made it sound like a vacation, Next time I'm down there I'll look for her Nufkin.

by Hannah W-G May 22, 2003

Nurfing

What a person is said to be doing when 'Surfing' the web, but not actually looking for anything or doing anything in particular.

Surfing, but doing Nothing interesting.

Nurfing / Nurfin' / Snurfing

Useful when girlfriend MSN's you and asks you what your doing, but you can't really say "looking at pOrn on the internet honey".

Keri: Hey, what are you up to McQuills?

McQuills: Nurfing.

or

Computer Store guy: So, what will you mainly use the laptop for?

Shopper: Um, Nurfin'.

by TwoThumbsFresh March 13, 2009

Naffin

Naffin is used to describe individuals with great drive who are smart, ambitious, and successful.

You handled that problem like a naffin. We must act like naffins if we are to succeed.

by Dangelisms April 4, 2010

naffin

one who is almost an idiot

the neighbor was a lawer yet couldn't figure out how to start the car, making him a naffin

by phara August 6, 2007

Nuffkin

Ejaculating into a napkin and then offering it to your girlfriend to blow her nose with.

Girl 1: My Boyfriend gave me a nuffkin the other day.
Girl 2: Gross!

by aaronbig September 1, 2010

Niffin be sniffin

For when Niffin be niffin

Niffin: *existing*
Everyone within a five mile radius: “Oh damn niffin be sniffin!”

by YusufsLeftNut January 4, 2021