cow

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.

I just had the most delicious steak in the world!

by take the money and run April 04, 2005

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 03, 2005

cow

an insult to someone you hate

oh my god bob your a cow

by jagged rock.com February 14, 2005

cow

a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.

Get out the way you frickin cow!
Dude are you raping that cow?

by Alex and. February 12, 2008

Cowing

To stand in four paws while eating grass and pooping, then peeing white stuff.

Hey, John! Did you see the man on the street cowing?

Yes, Anna! We should hide our kids!

by YesILikePizza February 08, 2021

Cow

(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)

(LOOK A COW)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020

Cow

When you have a problem that is not yet beef, but potentially will be

Sarah: OMG, I have some beef... I just hooked up with my exs best friend but he doesn't know yet
Suzie: Sarah, that's not beef, that's cow

by Lawrenceeeeeeee October 27, 2016