deer dents

Scratches and dents that appear on a car after driving through a wooded area without concern for wildlife.

While driving through the woods with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, Jason felt a bump and hoped that his insurance covered deer dents.

by Mike Payne May 16, 2008

deer whistle

A slang term for a marijuana cigarette. Often used during hunting in the Bruce county of Ontario to attract deer who have a scent for the sticky-icky.

Roll me up a few loose deer whistles would ya? I'm going after that fucker I hit with my car

by Tall Drink of Water December 12, 2013

deer rental

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything

Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!

by boobsack55 November 25, 2011

Red deer

Red deer is a small city between Calgary and Edmonton, a dangerous street ass place to live. 5th most dangerous city in canada. primarily populated by drug dealers and crack addicts. The police don’t do shit in red deer. Home to two shitty high schools and a huge overdose rate.
Other names for red deer are Dead deer and shred deer

Bob yo dude I saw a dude tweaking out next to the 711 downtown!
Daniel no shit it’s red deer

by Lilwhiyte May 24, 2018

watch for deer

Midwestern for: I love you

Him: "Heading back from the cabin, see you in 3 hours"... Her: "Watch for deer..."

by theeeelo November 1, 2018

deer knuckle

Also known as a camel toe

That girl is wearing pants letting her deer knuckle show.

by p.a.409deda November 13, 2013

deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.

man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!

by bigeasyone March 7, 2010