Mrs. Nester

When you pull up and twerk on your principal's meat and produce very athletic offspring. You also get very sunburnt during intercourse.

Dawg, Mrs. Thompson just Mrs. Nestered me and now my sunburn is third degree.

by Gary Boi November 16, 2018

brown noser

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.

"Whoa, didya see jimmy washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."

by Chacha June 18, 2004

Nomster

Someone who noms a lot.
a nomming monster.

"omnomnom... "
"Woah that nomster just ate all the cookies!"

by NomsterNomster February 27, 2009

Noserude

A ned, a common person.

Sometimes used to describe children.

Noserude, noserudery, Noserudia are all derived from "Rudolph the NoseRude Reindeer".

Look at that bunch of noserudes over their swigging from their cans of Special Brew.

I've never heard of such noserudery.

I'm just back from an excursion to Noserudia.

by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

nosferatu

An undead vampire who loves to fuck around with the lights in the Krusty Krab.

If that was you on the phone and you on the bus, then who was flickering the lights?
NOSFERATU!!

by supahgodzilla23 October 25, 2014

Nostril Worms

A Fleetwood Mac cover band gone terribly wrong. Once known to many local bars and clubs as a groove sensation, Nostril Worms has dug deep down in their heart, and shifted into the noisecore side of the New England underground D.I.Y scene. Nostril Worms has released many successful EPs (an upcoming album in the making currently) and has gained rapid success thanks to their buddy, bassist of A Moment Of Clarity, Kevin Landers. The band donates to the local charities at Loaves And Fishes: Community Organization to help the needy. The band consists of underage sex addict, Grim McBeatz on the skins, Dr. Poonslapper slappin' the thick strings, Choco Bear molesting the thin strings and front man Senor Pudding yelling the words. The band's lyrical theme has been known to revolve around the verbal abuse of a single individual, not to be named. After the release of their 2nd EP, titled "Nobody Messes With Sean", the band has announced that they will no longer target a single individual, but a wider range of people and themes. After the passing of their number 1 inspiration, Anal Cunt vocalist, Seth Putnam, the band has been left with the responsibility of continuing Seth's legacy in the budding New England noisecore scene.

Ray: hmmm Nostril Worms is a pretty loud band..
Harry: Shut the fuck up, Ray.

by Senor Pudding July 24, 2011

Nosferatu

The man who keeps flickering the lights in the Krusty Krab

Squidward: So if you were the one on the phone and you on the bus...then who was flickering the lights...?
*Lights flicker*
Nosferatu: *flips light switch on and off*
Everybody: Nosferatu!

by Jenndar-Da-Man February 23, 2018