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nordic headlock

A headlock where a taller person utilises their height to press another person’s head into their chest, often used as a demeaning joke
Did you just see that? he’s short enough to get put into a nordic headlock
by Eclipsiful August 13, 2023
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nordic alien

the term "nordic aliens" is a hilarious slang term for white people. it originates from the type of extraterrestrial commonly known as "nordic aliens" due to their humanoid shape, blonde hair, and blue eyes.
use case one:

A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do

use case two:

A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again
by skullymundo January 31, 2025
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Nordic tug

Originating on the Providence-Newport ferry, specifically the Bristol stop, the act of giving someone a hand job using the salty, frigid water of the Atlantic Ocean as lubricant
On the way home from the folk fest, Karah reached overboard, dipped her hand in the water, and gave me Nordic tug all the way back to providence.
by Gmsmith55 July 27, 2025
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Houdini Nordic Raider

The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.

Engage in sex doggy style, when reaching climax spit on the ladies back. When she turns to face you a viking longboat should smash through the wall and at least 10 Nordic Raiders should disembark and begin an orgy of death and destruction as they rape, pillage and plunder the unfortunate victims room.

Then Cum in her face.
-Hi Steve hows your mum?

-Not good, mate, some bastard houdini nordic raider'ed her last night!

-Shit thats not so good! (hides horned helmet behind back)

-Yeah its not too bad, she said she's had worse!
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink September 7, 2007
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The Curse of Nordic Cove

An old urban legend that states:

"If you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks."
1: Have you heard of The Curse of Nordic Cove?
2: No... What's that?
1: It's said that if you go to any Par-5 and jerk off in the middle of the women's tee on a full moon that you'll lose your asscheeks.
2: Woah...
by a dude, probably May 8, 2019
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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

A militant arm of the Nordic Kulturpoliti, heavily criticized for employing brutal brain-washing techniques outlawed by the Oslo Convention of 2019.
Disbanded as a governmental agency by Emperor Gissur in 2025 on suspicions of "coaxial metacide", but rogue elements continued operating in the Netherlands and Belgium until 2051 when it disintergrated after the retaliatory assassination of its leader Jan Saemund Kristleifsson.
The MNPA is considered to have been responsible for the assassination of Emperor Gissur in 2050, which instigated the escalation of the Kattegat Channel Conflict and the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066.
The president has no control over them, he has already shut their funding, but they are like the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation.
by Gissur December 8, 2004
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Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

Although true that the MNPA was involved in small scale brainwashing atrocities they have been largely misrepresented in historical records. It´s founding member Ingjaldur Magnus Member, born in Lapland originally conceived the junta to oppose the legislation to outlaw jingoistic, lappish tea-drinking traditions, soon found himself brainwashing citizens indiscriminately. In 2046 the "loco lap" as he came to be known was assissinated. Jan Saemund Kristleifsson, his successor was believed to be behind Ingjaldur´s gruesome murder. His body was found in a New Oslo sauna where he had been incarcerated for three years until finally succumbing to dysentery. Jan Saemund quickly started to focus the MNPA´s considerable resources to eradicate the practice of wilgeldungspierhalt.
This rapidly lost him supporters within the MNPA, and after the assassination of Emperor Gissur, the ranks of the MNPA dwindled to near-extinction, lost to the ravages of meta-war during the rise of the Kattegat Channel Conflict. He was assassinated by his lieutenants in 2051, who having become dissilliusioned by Jan's obsession dismantle the MNPA.

Ragnar Michael, Jan's 2nd in command became the Eurasian Minister of Information, and is believed to have started a campaign to defame Jan Saemundur and the MNPA, condemning them to the historical gulag.
by Henry Egilsson III December 10, 2004
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