Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007

pwning noobs

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008

Noobsapian

the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.

Roy shot the Noobsapian dead and its pelt is now hang on his wall.

by Evil-ghost-ninja April 19, 2006

noobstain

1.A new word for noob, for those who get bored of the typical noob insults.

2.A noob that is particularily annoying and wont leave you alone ever.

"That guy just won't go away, he's such a noobstain."

by limedude February 19, 2007

hangman's noose

When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.

Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.

by Rhonous July 22, 2018

noobslayer

A person who slays noobs on popular video games such as Halo or Call of Duty. Often a casual gamer who kills a regualr playing nerd, referred to as a noob (Doug Marsh, Eddy Full, Fin Donaldson,Pickled Bums). The title of noobslayer is one that has been fought over for many generations.

Noobslayer: Ha, I owned you you stupid noob
Noob: Stop killing me it's unfair.
Noobslayer: I AM TEH NOOBSLAYER

by Timmy Pocket April 1, 2008

noopse

Noopse is an extremely popular and used word in a large village specifically in Lebanon.

It means " being a dumb and unexperienced individual " .

Hahahaha look at that dumbass he fucks up everything, what a noopse

by mktheghost April 24, 2023