noobshack

A server that houses mostly noobs. Those who are not noobs are a-holes who like getting cheap points.

-K/d?*
-22/1!
-Hax?
-Noobshack.

* K/d = kill to death ratio in an online shooter.

by isselman2000 September 13, 2009

nookie buddy

1. an individual whom you know closely, such as a friend, partner, or co-worker, who wants mutual sexual intercourse without the relationship involved

see also: friend with benefits

Don't worry man, she's just my nookie buddy.

by Atticus89 December 6, 2009

Nook Monkey

One who rests in between the bosoms of another woman.

OMG, Billy Bob is always taking naps on my bosoms! What a nook monkey...

by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 3, 2010

Noobsty

Someone who is really bad at video games. AKA a bot. Noobsty tend to have small dicks with a big heart.

Person: That guys a bot and sucks at Fortnite.
Person: Thats Noobsty

by blank space 1 March 16, 2019

Noobsack

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.

Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.

by Infinit3 September 14, 2012

pwning noobs

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008

Noobsapian

the scientific name for noob. noobs are under developed apes not really human so its ok to kill them for sport.

Roy shot the Noobsapian dead and its pelt is now hang on his wall.

by Evil-ghost-ninja April 19, 2006