noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

by Zimbo-argie June 26, 2012

Noodles

The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.

My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.

by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023

no no noodle

a guy's penis

Man: has a no no noodle
Woman: has no no no noodle

by 2019Anyone? August 21, 2021

Noodles

Umm ice cream bro hoe

#noodles hoe

by Strizak November 22, 2019

noodle it in

a phrase said when you would have sex with a woman who is a little bit below your standards.

When you have sex with a woman who you do not necessarily find attractive such that she does not give you a full on erection when you have sex with her.

She was alright, but I had to noodle it in.

by mkabatek June 29, 2011

Noodles

This word is used to describe Jack Avery from a band called Why Don’t We. This is only because his hair looks like ramen noodles

Jack has noodles on his head but they are hot tho

by Juicyjackavery January 6, 2018