noodled

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

by Misty Dawn June 12, 2008

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Noodle

to go for a wee somewhere public because the toilets are too far away

I am bursting and there is mud everywhere, think I need to go for a noodle

by Zimbo-argie June 23, 2012

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Man: has a no no noodle
Woman: has no no no noodle

by 2019Anyone? August 22, 2021

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The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.

My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.

by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 26, 2023

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This word is used to describe Jack Avery from a band called Why Don’t We. This is only because his hair looks like ramen noodles

Jack has noodles on his head but they are hot tho

by Juicyjackavery January 07, 2018

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by Strizak November 23, 2019

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For a guy named Jack Avery who has a head full of noodles

Jonah said, "Has anyone tried to eat Jack's noodles before?" Zach said,"Yeah I eat them for dinner!"

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