Noobshant

(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.

Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?

Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?

Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?

Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.

Joe: You are such a Noobshant.

by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016

nobbing

Nobbing is another word for sexual relations

Dude we were nobbing all night

by Russ April 18, 2003

Nobswill

AN idiot, useless person, a right imbecilie

I asked him to do something but the nobswill made a right mess of it

by mickybo July 11, 2007

noobsak

A dirty sak of noobs

worse than being a noob

Joe: are you still master of your domain?

Liam: No

Joe: Haha! noobsak

by noobsak October 28, 2009

Nobsession

To be obsessed with the male genitals.
To have a burning need to have to bring the following words penis, cock, dick, schlong, nob, skin-flute, pork-sword, shaft, pipe, pole, meat etc in to every conversation even if it's not appropriate in any way or makes no sense to do so.

Luke: Kyle, have you done that job yet?
Kyle: No but my dick is really huge.
Luke: You really need to deal with your nobsession.

by Kyles mum May 19, 2010

Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012

One-eyed nobber

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

by Soapster321 June 6, 2021