mall ninja

A term used in forums to mean an unexperienced and enthusiastic weapon(usually a firearm)owner who pretends to be a seasoned operator. The phrase came about as a result of an over the top character in a famous satirical thread.

I am a part time mall ninja and I am currently recieving the escalator assualt training.B-)

by xd-40 February 27, 2005

Ninja Bagging

When your significant other is asleep on the couch and or bed, you approach with the utmost stealth, t-bag them, photograph the event and escape without detection.

"Johnny sent me a photo of him ninja bagging his old lady last night!"

by J. B. Trevor March 2, 2008

ninja date

When a person gets you to go on a date with them unknowingly. The person invites you to a group social event, but then is magically the only other person to show up to the outing and proceeds to treat you like a date.

Damn, I was forced into a ninja date! Josh asked me to go to the movies with him and some friends from high school, but then he told me in the car that nobody else was coming! He refused to let me buy my ticket and kept trying to put his arm around me the whole night!

by CookieCookieCookieMonster July 10, 2010

Ninja Destruction

A game played by a group of people where everyone is in a circle striking a ninja pose. the goal is to hit someone elses hand in one solid, quick ninja movement. The opposing players can dodge your hit with one solid, quick ninja move. You cannot have your hands behind your back and you can only get people out by hitting their wrist or hand. The game is played until there is one person left.

Me and my friends played ninja destruction with 11 different people. it was so intense!

by rayraybrown August 13, 2010

Ninja Turtle Piss

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

by DePaul University September 11, 2011

Supa Ninja Atak

A very powerful attack that is nearly unblockable.

I Use Mah Supa Ninja Atak To Defeat You

by HardcoreGamer4Ever June 30, 2010

Ask A Ninja

You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers.
A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.

Ask A Ninja Man: "Sorry, I chopped off your boyfriends arms, need a hug?"

by [Alea] August 17, 2006