nice surprise

The happy feeling experienced by a parent when they are preparing to change what is believed to be a dirty baby diaper, but turns out to be just pee.

"I was not looking forward to changing Frannie's diaper because I thought she crapped only to get a nice surprise when I saw she didn't."

by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005

nice

Something you say every time you see or hear the number "69"

"we have 69 hotdogs left"
"nice"

by NewChuhgWhoDis March 16, 2017

How To Be Nice

Day one: Bring her coffee in bed, in a personalized pink mug. She will think you show potential.
Day two: C'mon man, we gave you day one. The rest is up to you.

He knew it was one of those "If you need to ask" things. But still, being clueless, he entered "How To Be Nice" and held his breath.

by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2022

Nice/niice/niiice

Nice, being the origional and "correct" version of the word, is most commonly used, however, the two other spellings are perfectly acceptable, though there are differences. Niice, more intense than nice, and yet not so intense as niiice, is often used when something is funny or cool, though not as cool as something that is awesome. Niiice, being the most intense, is only to be used when something exceeds the awesomeness of nice AND niice.

That's nice/niice/niiice!

by rianette June 10, 2009

Very nice, how much?

A reference to the popular film 'Borat, in which he implies an average woman walking past is a prostitute. Used in jest amongst friends, or as flirtation.

Man walks in nightclub, sees attractive woman, wolf whistles and says (probably in same accent as Borat) "Very nice, how much?!"

by Jazzy Hyde January 20, 2009

Nice person

1. A person you find is kind and caring.

2. An endangered species

1. The waitress at the fast-food restraunt was a nice person.

2. I try to be a nice person, no matter how rare they are.

by Kara Inzuki April 10, 2010

NICE COCK

“Nice Cock” is usually said when a male sees another males genitals and congratulates them for it. Usually men named Luke, Nick or Adam say this frequently.

Adam: *shows his penis*
Luke and Nick: HEY NICE COCK

by RasclutUNO April 30, 2020