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Network Nazi

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company. Every time he works on your computer, he changes your desktop image from picture of your family to None.
Sorry. I didn't get your email. Our Network Nazi blocks all emails that are from Yahoo addresses.
by Briannnnnnnn August 23, 2006
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E! Network

A television network created by, programmed by, (and FOR):
1. Persons whom have sustained a traumatic brain injury.
2. Persons who have a naturally low I.Q. (room temp.)
3. Worthless assholes who have nothing to do but collect a welfare check.
4. Just about any other idiot who gives a shit about dumbass wannabe celebrities and their useless lives.
Absolutely loaded with brainless shows see Chelsea handler
I would rather get a chainsaw enema than have to watch E!
Trailer park housewife# 1: hey verlene,you wanna come over and watch E! Network with me?
Trailer park housewife #2: sure, right after I suck on the loud end of a shotgun.
Trailer park housewife #1: so is that a no then?
*BANG*
by roadkil August 14, 2011
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asian network

The way ever asian miracously happen to know each other through mysterious "connections".
"You know Jenny too??? How do you know her?!?!?!? You guys live on opposite parts of the globe!!!!!"
by J.K March 31, 2005
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Food Network

The other day we caught Jane watching Food Network with his pants down.
by domaurarigatou January 2, 2009
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Rape and Revenge Network

Woman: Hey I saw this movie where this woman got raped and then a year later she finds the guy and kicks his ass!

Man: Oh, you were watching the rape and revenge network again weren't you?

Woman: It was on Lifetime.
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Cartoon Network

A channel that airs children shows in the day and adult shows (adult swim) in the night. Cartoon Network is also known for popular kids shows like the Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab and newer ones like the Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi Show and Teen Titans.
My 10-year-old sister likes to watch Cartoon Network shows but I pefer Adult Swim.
by mop December 28, 2004
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network blip

The "offical explanation" for a brief network outage you are too lazy to investigate.
Network access has been restored, we suffered a brief network blip.
by Nemesis_SOB March 11, 2005
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