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Nearfetched

Something very obvious and easy to grasp; the opposite of farfetched.

Derived from a live performance by famous comedian George Carlin.
Fox News caught with their pants down jerking off in the face of Rush Limbaugh? Say, that's nearfetched Bill!
by LiquidGrape September 8, 2010
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Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.
"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"
by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021
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navardo

That guy must be a navardo.
by Navardo November 24, 2014
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near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.
When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.
by razman March 21, 2004
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antisocial nearing

The opposite of social distancing.

In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.

The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020
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nehara

A smart, pretty nerdy girl with a nice inside. Always goes by the rules, and never chooses to give up. Sometimes could outsmart her friends, but still dedicates time to make her friends happy.
George: 50*50=2568!
Jason: No, it’s 2500!
George: Jason, don’t be a Nehara!
by Cooldude43 May 2, 2018
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It's near Orlando

A phrase commonly used by citizens of Oviedo, FL to explain to another about where they reside.
Jeff: Oh you live in Florida, what part?

George: Oviedo.

Jeff: Never heard of it.

George: It's near Orlando

Jeff: Oh okay, I know where that is.
by Ba Zuke A January 3, 2011
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