Neptunic

Neptunic means you are any gender attracted to non males. So if your neptunic you don't like men/any thing that falls under the male umbrella. It is often mistaken as lesbian, but you cannot be a male lesbian. You can be a he/him lesbian though. You can be a male neptunic.

"I'm neptunic." "Gay."

by Seven.ivs February 16, 2022

Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.

I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.

by Snaproll3570 March 19, 2020

Neptunedeproto

I will hit flamingo with a steel pipe

Neptunedeproto:a protogen

by Neptune the protogen July 2, 2021

neptalid

a beautiful, very attractive, humorous, immature girl. often considered to be dumb, but a few seconds of thought will clear that up.
she loves hello kity, and ditching class, and usually drags others along with her, but they don't mind.
hates driving on the freeway, and recieving rides from willing people.
did we forget to say she's beautiful? very humorous, and witty.. she has guys doing nothing but falling over her with regret. she truely is amazing.

i wish i had neptalid to myself

by TheBeginningIsNear February 25, 2010

Neptune

The Roman name for Posiden, the god of water

I think I saw Neptune walking near the beach shore yesterday.

by An1122 June 9, 2017

Captain Neptune

This is the process in which a man takes a round fishbowl, places it over his partner's head, drops a fucking fat ass shit on the fishbowl, and then smashes the bowl over her head with a brick.

Damn, that captain neptune i gave your sister last night was exellent.

by Colin L. May 19, 2003

neptizzle

From the Snoop Dogg song, "From the Chuch to da Street" meaning Neptune, in leiu of Ferrel's first beat making group.

"It's the big Neptizzle chillin' with the Snoopy D O double gizzle!"

by MW Thang July 29, 2003