nephs

"Nephs" means "on my dead homies' grave"

Nephs, those dubs are tight.
I had to kill that foo', nephs.

by Jigga Man January 6, 2003

Nephelococcygia

The act of seeking and finding shapes in clouds.

Nephelococcygia has been a habit since last month. I guess it's boredom

by Pinnochinco June 5, 2014

nephling

The gender-neutral term for a niece or nephew (by analogy with sibling).

Nephlings are the delightful creatures you can adore and play with and who look up to you, but whose diapers you don't have to change and whose tantrums are not your problem. The warm feeling you get from seeing your nephlings is unconscious gratification that your genes are being passed on (indirectly) to the next generation, without any effort of your own.

How many nephlings do you have? How many of those are nieces? Anyway, my nephlings are cuter than yours.

by Acheté July 12, 2007

Nephewson

When you impregnate your sister in-law and fool your brother into raising him as his own.

Person 1: I took my nephewson to the museum this weekend.
Person 2: Have you told your brother yet that its not his son?
Person 1: Nope.

by Spiderbat September 22, 2011

Rx Nephew

Slitherman himself

Connor: "Yo did you hear of the new Rx Nephew song?"

Chris: "Yeah it was revolutionary"

by Chris Archie April 19, 2021

nephilim

biblical reference to 10 ft tall aliens (angel/man hybrids)

english goth band.

by ernie October 21, 2003

Uncle Nephew

The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.

Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.

See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.

Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."

by nickreaper January 3, 2012